neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?

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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

wellmanicuredman:

lotterywinnersonacid:

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

ballad-of-gilgalad:

rossjm:

ohgoditsneph:

elitefourkylewantstobattle:

richardalexanderrr:

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She has a YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzkY7wa8Ksxv4M5NyUYgTmA

Ya’ll are forgetting the best part:

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the only acceptable gamer

my new role model.  going to start using ‘gimme the kill shot’ in team chat now.

share:

can we just take a moment to appreciate pugs

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I mean c’mon look at these cute

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stupid ass

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lil mother truckers

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I want 50

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