sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

GUYS ON GRINDR BE LIKE

gaysofhouston:

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knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

uglynewyork:

When you tryna go home and your moms still talking to friends

uglynewyork:

When you tryna go home and your moms still talking to friends

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

(Source: jetbag)

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

(Source: ralphfilthy)

hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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it was

enchanting

to meet you

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